Meet The Crackers. They’re trying to get ready for Christmas Day, but it’s not easy when the family pet shop is going out of business, Great Gran’s expecting a visit from royalty and Napoleon the rat is on the loose.

Join us at Polka for a festive family farce like no other, written by award-winning playwright Charles Way.

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Ticket Prices
Adults & Children from £10
Groups 8+: £1.50 off per ticket
Groups 10+: £2 off per ticket
Concessions from £10 (65+ and those in receipt of unemployment benefit)
Previews: £15
Babe in arms: £1 (children under 12 months)

Access tickets
Access tickets can be booked over the phone or via email for all performances. If you want to find out more or inform us of any particular needs, then just get in touch. We’re happy to help.
📞 020 8543 4888 | 📧 [email protected]

*£1.50 transaction fee applies to phone and online bookings. Delivery fees may apply.

Age Suggestion
Polka Theatre creates a range of productions to be enjoyed by children from 0-12 years. Whilst all children may attend our productions, we feel that this story is best suited to the suggested audience. This may be due to the themes or presentation style. We encourage you to consider this when booking tickets.

Creative Team
Written by Charlie Way
Directed by Nicky Allpress 

A Polka Theatre production

Covid Safety

We take the safety of our audiences, staff and volunteers seriously and we want you to have confidence when coming to a Polka show.  

We have introduced a number of safety measures to protect everyone visiting Polka. Click here to find out more on what to expect from your visit. If you have any concerns or queries about your visit, please get in touch with us on 020 8543 4888 or send us an email at [email protected].