"George sees something in the kitchen.
It’s cake!
I said I’d be good, George thinks, but I LOVE cake.
What will George do?"
Oh No, George! is the delightfully playful tale of a dog who wants to be good but just can’t resist temptation. Adapted from the award-winning picture book by Chris Haughton, this brand new show for children aged 3+ (and their grown ups) uses acrobatics, slapstick comedy, Sign Supported English and live music to bring George’s joyful escapades to life.
Originally commissioned by ARC Stockton and The Civic, Barnsley in 2020, Oh No, George! is brought to life by Can’t Sit Still, a South Gloucestershire based arts organisation that tells stories and starts conversations with the power to change the world.
Oh No, George! Copyright 2012 Chris Haughton. Licensed by Walker Books Ltd., London.
"Tail-waggingly good"
The Guardian
"A fantastic adaptation which vividly brings the book to life and elevates it into something even more engaging."
The Family Stage
"This is a company who know how to work with young children."
The Circus Diaries
Performances
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Ticket Pricing
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Multi-buy offer available! Purchase tickets to any of the applicable shows at the same time and receive 5% off for 2 shows, 10% off for 3 shows or 15% off for 4 or more shows!**
Access tickets
Access tickets can be booked over the phone or via email for all performances. If you want to find out more or inform us of any particular needs, then just get in touch. We’re happy to help. For more information about access and support at Polka, click here.
📞 020 8543 4888 | 📧 [email protected]
Age Suggestion - 3+ years
Polka Theatre creates a range of productions to be enjoyed by children from 0-12 years. Whilst all children may attend our productions, we feel that this story is best suited to the suggested audience. This may be due to the themes or presentation style. We encourage you to consider this when booking tickets.
A Can't Sit Still production
If you have any concerns or queries about your visit, please get in touch with us on 020 8543 4888 or send us an email at [email protected].
📸 Paul Blakemore (Photo of previous cast)
*£2.50 transaction fee applies to phone and online bookings. Delivery fees may apply.
** Valid on Band A and Band B seats only. Offer not valid on concession tickets, during previews and can not be used in conjunction with another offer. We reserve the right to remove or amend this discount at any time. Family ticket offer applies at checkout once logged in.
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+£2.50 fee*
- Age range 3+ yrs
- 19th Oct - 29th Oct
- Start time Varied
- Duration 55 mins
- Location Polka's Main Theatre
Additional Events
Clowning Around Comedy Workshop
- Date 27/10/2023
- Time 10:30 am
Who’s ready for a giggle? Come join us for an exciting physical theatre family workshop inspired by the comic adaptation of Oh No George!
Friday 27 October → Ages 3+ → Varied Times → From £12* (Adult & child only)
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