Comedy-meets-rock-band-meets-punk-clown-mayhem, HAIRY is a playful and frankly laughable exploration of that most versatile and significant feature of human anatomy.
Hair seems to be everywhere! And sprouting in the most unlikely places! Hair to be styled, waxed, fashioned, shaved, plucked, jeri-curled, dreadlocked and shorn. Hair to be striking, funny, scary, surprising, gorgeous and greasy. Long, short, curly, straight, thick, thin, in-growing, up-covered, unwanted or removed. Where’s it going to turn up next?!
Fear not! Our four super-hairos are on hand to untangle it all for you. Their super-powers mean they can grow hair ANYWHERE on their body! Specialists in all things hairy, this band of bristly buddies are ready to launch themselves fearlessly on a hairy journey of discovery. One thing is for sure: It’s going to get HAIRY!
HAIRY is the first show created specially for young people by Spymonkey, the UK’s longest-running comedy theatre company. It will have few words and great generous dollops of bold visual comedy.
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Ticket Prices
Adults & Children: from £10
Concessions: from £10 (65+ and those in receipt of unemployment benefit)
Previews: from £10
Babe in arms: £1 (children under 12 months)
Group Offers
Family of 4 ticket: Save £9***
Groups 8+: £2.50 off** per ticket
Groups 10+: £3 off** per ticket (Groups of 10+ must book via box office)
Schools
Early bird discount! £3 off * per ticket, book before 31 Mar.
Selected dates from Wed 5 - Wed 19 Jul.
Tickets From £10. For every 10 tickets, get the 11th free.
Click here for the full list of school performances.
Multi-buy offer available! Purchase tickets to any of the applicable shows at the same time and receive 10% off for 2 shows, 15% off for 3 shows or 20% off for 4 or more shows!
Access tickets
Access tickets can be booked over the phone or via email for all performances. If you want to find out more or inform us of any particular needs, then just get in touch. We’re happy to help. For all access performances information, click here.
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*£2.50 transaction fee applies to phone and online bookings. Delivery fees may apply.
** Valid on Band A and Band B seats only. Offer not valid during previews and can not be used in conjunction with another offer.
***Offer applies at checkout once logged in, Band B only, excluding concessions and excluding preview performances.
Age Suggestion - 6 - 12 years
Polka Theatre creates a range of productions to be enjoyed by children from 0-12 years. Whilst all children may attend our productions, we feel that this story is best suited to the suggested audience. This may be due to the themes or presentation style. We encourage you to consider this when booking tickets.
A Spymonkey, Polka Theatre & Worthing Theatres & Museums production
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+ £2.50 fee*
- Age range 6-12 yrs
- 1st Jul - 20th Aug
- Start time Varied
- Duration 60 mins
- Location Main Theatre
Additional Events
Relaxed
- Date 09/07/2023
- Time 2:00 pm
BSL
- Date 30/07/2023
- Time 2:00 pm
Captioned
- Date 05/08/2023
- Time 11:00 am
Audio described
- Date 06/08/2023
- Time 2:00 pm
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