Polka Hairy

Laugh-out-loud comedy for Hairies aged 6-12 years and their families.

Meet Hairnry.

He’s a follicle, and one in a million.

Hairnry arrives at Hairy Mission Control with big dreams - to be Head Hair. He’s done his time being a toe hair, a knee hair, even a solitary mole hair! But is he ready to move to the top job?

His three follicle friends are on hand to put him through his paces and make sure he’s ready to be a Super-Hairo.

Hair is amazing. It can be styled, waxed, fashioned, jheri-curled, dreadlocked and shorn! Hair can be striking, funny, scary, surprising, gorgeous and greasy! Long, short, curly, straight, thick, thin - it’s everywhere.

Will they survive a shaving by the demon Barbers of De-Ville? Will they be able to defeat Major General Nit and his nitwit army from taking over the world? Perhaps… with the help of their slippery new invention, the Large Hedrin Collider?

Hairy is the first show created especially for young people by Spymonkey, the UK’s most hair-larious comedy theatre company. There will be screams of laughter. Slippery shampoo. Falling over. Trying to stand up again. Falling over some more. And some great songs too.

A show with few words and bold visual comedy, let loose and join in the mayhem. One thing is for sure: It’s going to get HAIRY!

Performances

Performances
Saturday 1 July - Sunday 20 August

Previews
Saturday 1 - Sunday 2 July

Duration
Approx. 1 hour

Age Range
6 - 12 years

Access Performances
Relaxed: Sunday 9 July 2pm
BSL: Sunday 30 July 2pm
Interpreter will be announced closer to the time.
Captioned: Saturday 5 August 11am
Audio described: Sunday 6 August 2pm
The audio description will delivered via a headset. No changes will be made to the performance itself.

Ticketing Pricing

Ticket Prices*
Adults & Children: from £10
Concessions: from £10 (65+ and those in receipt of unemployment benefit)
Babe in arms: £1 (children under 12 months)

Group Offers
Family of 4 ticket: Save £9***
Groups 8+: £2.50 off** per ticket
Groups 10+: £3 off** per ticket (Groups of 10+ must book via box office)

Schools
Selected dates from Wednesday 5 - Wednesday 19 July.
Tickets From £10. For every 10 tickets, get the 11th free.
Click here for the full list of school performances.

Multi-buy offer available! Purchase tickets to any of the applicable shows at the same time and receive 5% off for 2 shows, 10% off for 3 shows or 15% off for 4 or more shows!**

Access tickets
Access tickets can be booked over the phone or via email for all performances. If you want to find out more or inform us of any particular needs, then just get in touch. We’re happy to help. For all access performances information, click here.
📞 020 8543 4888 | 📧 [email protected]

Age Suggestion - 6 - 12 years
Polka Theatre creates a range of productions to be enjoyed by children from 0-12 years. Whilst all children may attend our productions, we feel that this story is best suited to the suggested audience. This may be due to the themes or presentation style. We encourage you to consider this when booking tickets.

A Spymonkey, Polka Theatre & Worthing Theatres & Museums production

*£2.50 transaction fee applies to phone and online bookings. Delivery fees may apply.

** Valid on Band A and Band B seats only. Offer not valid during previews and can not be used in conjunction with another offer. We reserve the right to remove or amend this discount at any time.

***Offer applies at checkout once logged in, Band B only, excluding concessions and excluding preview performances.