Once upon a time, there was a pirate who wanted to be a princess, a princess who wanted to be a pirate and a platypus who was happy being exactly themselves!
Join us this summer for a brand new comic fairy-tale adventure for children and their grown-ups, about choosing your destiny, discovering your identity, and finding your friends. Let us take you to a magical musical world of pirate kings, queens, frogs, tall towers and shipwrecks; of French fancies and barrels of grog!
See our heroes strike out across the high seas, but be back to the palace in time for high tea!
From the incredibly silly minds behind the Olivier-nominated global hits Potted Potter and Potted Panto.
Adults & Children from £10
Concessions from £13 (65+ and those in receipt of unemployment benefit)
Previews from £10
Schools from £10
Babe in arms: £1 (children under 12 months)
Access tickets can be booked over the phone or via email for all performances. If you want to find out more or inform us of any particular needs, then just get in touch. We’re happy to help.
📞 020 8543 4888 | 📧 [email protected]
*£1.50 transaction fee applies to phone and online bookings. Delivery fees may apply.
Age Suggestion - 5+
Polka Theatre creates a range of productions to be enjoyed by children from 0-12 years. Whilst all children may attend our productions, we feel that this story is best suited to the suggested audience. This may be due to the themes or presentation style. We encourage you to consider this when booking tickets.
Written by Daniel Clarkson and Richard Hurst
A Polka Theatre production
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We have introduced a number of safety measures to protect everyone visiting Polka. Click here to find out more on what to expect from your visit. If you have any concerns or queries about your visit, please get in touch with us on 020 8543 4888 or send us an email at [email protected].
+ £1.50 fee*
- Age range 5+
- 18th Jun - 20th Aug
- Start time Varied
- Duration 60 mins
- Location Polka's Main Theatre